Scooby Dudes

Scooby Dudes - "Scoob!" Review Part 1: "They Had Us in the First Half..." - Title Card by Beth Turnsek

I had originally screenshot this so that I could make a little Romeo & Juliet opening line joke but then tragically realized I had confused “Venice” and “Verona” but I’m keeping this as a tribute to my dumbness.

Years before he would hear the acronym S.C.O.O.B. a Young Shaggy learned about ACAB.

“Must’ve slipped right off your neck.” - Norville Abagnale, Catch Me If You SCOOB!

Fun fact: Juggalos make some of the best boxing coaches.

The rest of the cast, ready to see Will Forte try his hand at Shaggy.

The gang’s first attempt at the flaming-bag-of-dog-poop-on-the-porch prank was, for multiple reasons, a resounding failure.

This ghost looks like he’s saying “Cheeeese, Gromit,” like Wallace from Wallace and Gromit.

If you think this is steamy, just imagine what the rest of the gang is up to in the back of the Mystery Machine.

A gaggle of Gen Z-ers caught in the act of reading a physical paper book.

Fred realizes he has the same basic character model as Simon Cowell.

Scooby and Shaggy prepare to witness the miracle of childbirth.

no one:
the bowling alley screen when you get a strike:

Mech-aren: “Hello, I would like to order the calamari.”

“Oh, uh, like, we’re all out of that right now?”

“ Ị̵̧̢̪̩̱̪̼̙͊̍̄̄̆͗̐̚̕͠ D͈̻͍̠͖͓̿̀́̈́̆͊̆̔̽͢͞Ē̴̖̭͎̼͔͇̘͒̀̍̊̍̎͜͞͝M̜̹̙͖̠͍̹͒̅̽͂̊͌̊̈͡ͅĄ̱̼̬̞̺̖͎̊̓̄̌̿͂͝͠N̷̡̟̩̳͓̂̇̇́͛̀́́͠Ḓ̼̜͕͍̲̼̫͖̿́̅́͊͆͛̏̚ͅ T̲̺̤͙̖̼͕̦̜͛̃͋̿͘Ơ̸̧͇̯̰̙̜̭̜͊͆̃̾̓̄̉͡͡ Ş̵̢̥̜̪̞́͗̆̐͆̆̾́͜͜͠ͅP̴̨̦̼͚̰̝̙̞̣̈́̌̈́̓̆͗͊͊͆̑E̞͕̜͙̮̊͐͛̔̑̐̑̀͊͝A̴̧͚͇̤̾́͌͆́̐͂͌͟K̢͍̮͕͈̻̖̦̊̍̎͑̎̃̾͢ T̝͍̳͓͉͒͂̒͛̇̉̕͡Ọ̵̡͈̫͚̺̪̾͛͆̆̈́̍͆̀͘͢͟͝ T͖͉͇̥̟̭͕̝̅̓͋͒͂͂̓̚͢ͅḨ̸̪̻̠̥͒́̀̈̔͢E̸̢̮̩̬̼̯̾͐̑̾̇͞ M̷̗̥͙͖̤̳̪̜͗̋̌́͐̇́̽͐A̵̧̧̖̗͍̫͍̾̆͗̄́͜N̸̛̪̲̳̗͓̜̹̰̈̆̊̊̋̔̉A̢̤̱̫̹͌̇̇̌̋͘͝G͈͕̮̪͕͌̃͒̉͌̓̏E̸͔̮̣͖̝͗̍̈́̾̽̅͝͠͡͠R̢̛̺̫̘̹͂̔̈̅̽͋̕!”

“Sir, I’m sorry, but we don’t carry iPhones of that size anymore-”

“Can you believe that the United States of America chose a national bird with “bald” in its name!?” - a falcon, probably

Shaggy and Scooby stop mid-reciprocative-back-scratch to consider the ethical ramifications of quid pro quo

Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?

Dick Dastardly teaches his robot baby the opening steps to the “perfect catch” dance from A Goofy Movie.

In an alternate universe Mystery Inc. were designed by Junji Ito instead of Iwao Takamoto…

…and since I had to screenshot these you have to look at them too.

“Hang ten, dude!”

They could not have designed a more conspicuously dark and curly hair for this scene.

The rest of the cast listening to Will Forte deliver 60% of the movie’s dialogue.

Here we see an example of Steampunk’s less eco-friendly cousin, Smokepunk.

Dick Dastardly isn’t angry, he’s disappointed and LIVID-

Yup, that’s SCOOB! subtly referencing Michelangelo’s Creation of Adam.

You might be asking yourself, was this screenshot taken to emphasize the contrast between the two foreground characters contributing vastly more to the forward momentum of this film than those in the background?

The answer: Uh yes totally our intention 100%

We’ve all been there. You meant to catch a Lyft with a sedan but you pressed the button for a monster truck.

Little known fact, but Dick Dastardly and Scooby-Doo were once two halves of a 90’s R&B duo.

When the bidet hits just right.

Fast-forward a few decades and we have the third Blue Falcon’s memoir, Falcon Up A Legacy.

You, realizing you still haven’t followed @kfedofficial on TikTok.

Good ol’ Fred “No Reason to Fear Cops” Jones.

Dick Dastardly has never, ever skipped [insert shoulder muscle name here] day.