Episode 67: "The Beast is Awake in Bottomless Lake"

Scooby Dudes - Episode 67: "The Beast is Awake in Bottomless Lake" - Title card by Flóra

Scooby Doo, Where Are You! - Season 3, Episode 16: "The Beast is Awake in Bottomless Lake" - Title Animation by Unknown

The Beast of Bottomless Lake’s foot touches some seaweed.

Scooby re-enacts his favorite Clayton moment from Disney’s Tarzan.

When you have a minor, easily-treatable illness in America.

The Beast of Bottomless Lake prepares to eat the booty like groceries.

The original title was The Sword in the Stoned.

Back when newspapers were displayed like ancient artifacts in a museum.

“Is anybody here about to sneeze?”

Pictured: a liberal arts student at Thanksiving dinner overhearing a relative mention LGBT rights.

Fun fact: If you act bashful no one will notice that you’ve glued your paw to your face.

The animators go for the legendary “Double-hourglass.”

“Velma, no. Velma! No! Don’t eat your boogers, Velma!”

While camping, Scooby and Shaggy realize that camping is scary and gross.

Scoob and Shag’s choreographed sandwich-making routine is ruined.

Scoobius Pilate washes his hands of what is about to take place.

Velma tried to warn him, but it was too late- Fred had already stepped on the Throw Rug of Youth.

“It might not be a golden egg, but I saw it come out of a goose so it must be valuable!”

“Son, do you know what I’m stopping you for?”

“Rause I’m young and I’m rack and my rat’s real row, do I look like a rind reader, sir? I don’t row!”

Velma points out a couple of weirdos who don’t keep their mouths open at all times.

Even the beast sometimes loses its car keys while swimming.

“Scoob, I don’t know what it is when you climb a ladder but something about you . . . changes. Like you’re bigger, more hulking, and your goofy energy becomes a bit stiff and sinister. Like the way your limbs seem a little beefier and your back is hunched, as if deformed or about to spring into action. Scooby . . . can you hear me right now? Scoob? SCOOB?”

After watching this episode, Macy’s Day Parade balloons seem really scary. So no change there.

It’s a little-known fact that Scooby is only half Great Dane. The other half? Tasmanian Devil.

“Hey Shag and Scoob, which one of you can open your mouth the widest?”

Shaggy wished that just once Scooby would let him win.

/r/accidentalrenaissance

Luke is not ashamed to admit that he does not know what to write for this caption. Perhaps the image says it all.

“C’mon, Julie! All hail the flying fishmonster! Why aren’t you hailing the flying fishmonster?”

A Canadian, upon hearing this show’s take on a traditional Canadian accent.

CORRECTIONS/CLARIFICATIONS

36:54 - Unfortunately, Evan mentioned “Ben Wa balls”, which to be fair to him are often confused with “Baoding balls”.
40:42 - They’re literally just called pontoon boats.
1:02:37 - As the Men in Hats sing: “Where women glow and men plunder-”

EPISODE 67 - "The Beast is Awake in Bottomless Lake"
SCOOBY-Doo, Where Are You!
Season 3, Episode 16

11/12/2018 - In a loving homage to The Wizard of Oz, Evan’s audio has been adjusted to sound tinnier than usual. Either that, or Luke is cowardly lyin’ about whether or not he can fix it. To any listeners who think that the one responsible also wrote this blurb please be assured, there’s a strawman argument just waiting for them-

Box-office Baums aside, this episode is replete with Canadian accents, Canadian hospitality, and Canadian inflation, not the monetary kind (or the gross fetish kind). It’s a classic mystery with a villain who really should have tried putting the cat in a bag to begin with.

2:32 - The reason that American spell it “theater” and the British and Canadians spell it “theatre” can be largely attributed to Noah Webster, the founder of the Merriam-Webster dictionary.
7:51 - To find out what happens in “Dunder Mifflin Infinity”, the third episode of the third season of The Office, watch the clip below. (Or just read the video title)

18:53-19:05 - Here’s some additional reading on vore fetishes and giant women stepping on people.
26:35 - If you agree with how Luke feels about Scoob squeegeeing the Mystery Machine with his tail then you might like this subreddit.
38:22 - There are actual many stories of women exhibiting “hysterical strength” to bodily lift up cars to save those underneath, and this is just one of them.
56:28 - NOOT NOOT!

CORRECTIONS/CLARIFICATIONS

EPISODE 67 - "The Beast is Awake in Bottomless Lake"SCOOBY-Doo, Where Are You!Season 3, Episode 16

EPISODE 67 - "The Beast is Awake in Bottomless Lake"
SCOOBY-Doo, Where Are You!
Season 3, Episode 16