Episode 64: "Scooby the Barbarian/No Sharking Zone"

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Scooby Dudes - Episode 64: "Scooby the Barbarian/No Sharking Zone" - Title Card by Flóra

The New Scooby and Scrappy Doo Show - Season 1, Episode 1: "Scooby the Barbarian" - Title Card by Unknown

“I’d like to suggest we all look at the same thing for once.”

“It could even be my finger. Here, let’s all look at my finger.”

murmur murmur FINGER murmur murmur hubbub

“Come now, tourists, look here: there are many more fingers to be seen on the ends of my arms.”

Though it’s since come to mean something else, “smoochin’ the bone” was originally Scooby’s signature move.

Shaggy felt self-conscious about his changing pubescent body.

“I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I’VE NEVER YELLED AT A WOMAN IN MY LIFE.”

Proto-Gallagher.

Billy Corrigan attempts to make peace with his conquered foes.

The second Night at the Museum sequel, 30 Seconds at the Norwegian Village, was as poorly received as you would expect.

We may never truly know whether Ordin’s hand was casually resting on his hip or itching to strangle Scrappy.

We’ve got a pretty good guess, though.

“Hey vikings, if your hatred for Nazi gestures were to be personified, how tall would it be?”

As Ragnar looked into Knut’s eyes he knew they would need to remove their briefs to dry them, and dreaded, in his heart of hearts, the temptation this would surely bring about.

“I don’t know what to do, Scrappy! They keys are too high for you to reach and the lock is too low for me to reach!”

“Hang on, Daphne - I’ve got an idea!”

“Brilliant, Scrappy!”

Not pictured: the bound district attorney screaming a woman’s name just off-screen.

“Do you have any rope that’s a bit less . . . ropey?

Despite his best efforts, Scrappy was powerless to resist the board room’s siren call to dehumanize women.

Daphne expresses skepticism at Professor Busby’s enthusiasm for the “Abs in 30 Days” app on his phone.

In lieu of actually helping to row the longboat, Scrappy opts to actively weigh down Daphne’s oar.

One of Scrappy’s lesser-known flaws is how megaphone-shaped he is.

Scooby auditions for Spider-Man: Turn Up the Kink.

This reminds me of the time when my Danish girlfriend found out I was more nerd than Nord.

In addition to younger children, at one point Hanna-Barbera also unwisely attempted to use Scrappy to court LGBT audiences.

“I don’t know why, but every time we draw Scooby licking a bone and making eye contact with the audience, it looks weird.”

“What if you can’t really tell it’s a bone?”

The New Scooby and Scrappy Doo Show - Season 1, Episode 1: "No Sharking Zone" - Title Card by Unknown

“Gather round, beachlings! Your prince wishes to bid you good sand on this fine cowabunga!”

That shark is THIS close to turning the car around and driving right home.

Most natural forces will respond respectfully to anything said through a styrofoam-cup-of-coffee-megaphone.

The first Scooby Dudes fan to get a tattoo of this scene gets to join the podcast as a third co-host.

Cowabunga Carlyle recreates his favorite Shel Silverstein poem.

“They might not be hydrodynamic, but they sure also look bad.”

CHOMP CHOMP

“I’m a shark! I like to BITE!”

CHOMP CHOMP

“My name is Mark! My dominant fin is my RIGHT!”

CHOMP CHOMP

(Luke stands by this caption)

Prince Ruba wants YOU-

-to ignore the fact that his name is the same as his country’s, minus the word “scare”.

Admit it - you’ve always wanted to have cause to whisper like this right in front of people.

The Meg, starring Jason “Shaggy ‘Norville’ Rogers” Statham

Checkmate, creationists!

“Sorry, Shaggy. For clones like us, the only belly buttons are drawn-on.”

Scooby and Shaggy stumble into one of Jeff Sessions’ nightmares.

Daphne and Scrappy locate treasures of lint and rat poop, respectively.

You can’t tell from this picture, but the Seaweed Monster is running like he’s in Chariots of Fire.

If you look closely, it’s obvious that Aladdin traced this moment to make the Cave of Wonders sequence.

D.A.R.E. Officer Daphne rescues yet another youth from the clutches of “The Devil’s Lettuce,” AKA “Colorado Seaweed,” AKA “Dank Azaria,” AKA “John Green’s Looking for Baked Alaska,” AKA “Red-Eye Flight to Hell, Michigan.”

Cowabunga Carlyle is one of the very few villains to accurately express what it would feel like to be thwarted and then lectured by a puppy.

CORRECTIONS/CLARIFICATIONS

15:23 - Ayer’s Rock is now better known by its Aboriginal name, Uluru.
33:34 - Evan was referencing a quote from the 1982 Arnold Schwarzenegger film Conan the Barbarian, “Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of the women!”
43:27 - Scuba stands for “self-contained underwater breathing apparatus”.

EPISODE 64 - "Scooby the Barbarian/no sharking zone"
The New Scooby and Scrappy-Doo Show
SEASON 1, EPISODE 1

10/15/2018 - At one point in this episode Scooby and Shaggy are swimming along the ocean floor and it is not unlike when Pinocchio did the same in his self-titled Disney film, yet Evan and Luke made no point to utter “Monstro-o-o-o-o” as if they too were underwater. What a travesty.

To be fair, neither co-host takes the opportunity to quote the infamous viking warcry of, uh . . . you know . . . that viking warcry everyone is familiar with. If you’re not quite sure which one just ask a friend.

18:23 - Ratatouille is actually one of Evan’s favourite Pixar films. That’s mostly because it’s about food, and Evan loves food.

23:09 - The “anachronistic use of red-dotted boxers” can be traced back to the 1985 arcade game Ghosts ‘n Goblins, in which a knight named Sir Arthur will, when damaged, shed his armour to reveal the aforementioned undergarments.
26:07 - The video title isn’t wrong, this is a funny scene from Kung Fu Hustle. Apologies for it being the English dub.

36:03-39 - Go read Luke 8:22-25. It is and was a very funny joke.
5030 - The most commonly shared cover of Giant-Size Man-Thing is probably Issue #5, as it features the titular character carrying an unconscious woman.

52:05 - While further research reveals that any large-scale chicken nugget theft was a fake online news article, it also revealed this very true story that Ussain Bolt at 1,000 McNuggets during the Beijing Olympics.

CORRECTIONS/CLARIFICATIONS

EPISODE 64 - "Scooby the Barbarian/no sharking zone"The New Scooby and Scrappy-Doo ShowSEASON 1, EPISODE 1

EPISODE 64 - "Scooby the Barbarian/no sharking zone"
The New Scooby and Scrappy-Doo Show
SEASON 1, EPISODE 1