Episode 3: "A Night of Fright is No Delight"

Scooby Dudes - Episode 3: "A Night of Fright is No Delight" - Title Card by Sam Wade

Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! - Season 1, Episode 16: "A Night of Fright is No Delight" - Title Animation by Unknown

"This used to be the finest estate in the county but ever since they built that danged SUBWAY all of our workers left and got jobs up north."

"I think you mean the underground railroad."

The face of a man who just realized the sound on his laptop is still set to 100.

"Just wait until you hear my mixtape!"

In its early years, Hannah-Barbera saved money by using uncanny Scooby stand-ins.

The Colonel famously required all portrait artists to work while lying on the ground in submission.

"My mixtape is fire af, you guys just aren't woke enough for it."

"Oh, this? I'm in an anonymous diary swap group. It's a drag to keep a diary, but reading somebody else's is better than fish food on a dagwood!"

Some of the trapdoors around his mansion require a bit more explanation from ol' Col. Sanders.

Steamboat Scooby

tmw (that mirror when) you're about to spook your victim in the shower and you think of the dopest rhyme.

During hard times, Hanna-Barbera sometimes could not even afford Scooby stand-ins for re-shoots.

“Uh, sama lamaa duma lamaa you assuming I’m a human / What I gotta do to get it through to you I’m superhuman-"

"I dunno, Scoob- if we're gonna cosplay I'd at least like to be on the winning side."

"THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN!"

Scoobwig van Beethoven plays one of his world-famous symphonies.

"What do you think this is, gang? Oak? Maple? Cherry? Birch?"

"It's wood, Fred. Like I 'wood' like this conversation to end now, please."

"We'd like to welcome a new visitor to Vampire Cosplay Addicts Anonymous; please take a coffin."

tfw couples brunch turns sour

Backed into a corner, Shaggy is forced to disguise himself as a Confederate soldier and seduce an evil phantom. We're not making this up.

Norville "Shaggy" Rogers > Orville Wright

"Can we please unclip these clothespins? We're both standing on the ground. This is just uncomfortable."

"Now now, Scoob, you know that anything you're given legally belongs to us as your owners-"

CORRECTIONS/CLARIFICATIONS

This episode was originally recorded on January 11, 2017.
Evan jokes that Luke will only have $12.53 to bequeath to his extended family after he passes. Luke then mentions that "[his] other $8.53" will go towards purchasing a vinyl record to play his will, and that the reason for this is because "[he's] going to die with a $20 bill in [his] pocket and nothing else." This amount would actually come out to $21.

EPISODE 3 - "A Night of Fright is No Delight"
Scooby-Doo, Where Are You!
Season 1, Episode 16

Do you ever stop and dwell on your mistakes? We don't! I mean, sure, we had promised to cover The 13 Ghosts of Scooby-Doo this week, and then due to some technical issues were not able to deliver on that promise, but we're giving you what's probably our best episode yet instead!

This is a lovingly recorded podcast on a lovingly rendered installment of Scooby-Doo, and it has everything: a shaky intro, an overly long run time, and countless digressions on the antebellum south! Discover whether or not the gang overnighting in a haunted mansion nets them a fortune, just how goofy "the goofiest" trap Fred has ever seen is, and the term we coined for our shared favourite gag!

Evan totally was watching a lot of The Bachelor at the time of this recording, but he still hasn't finished the finale because he had it spoiled and wasn't thrilled by Nick "It's His Third Time" Viall's decision.
Having done very little digging, we've found that Gotcher & Beaver is a pretty good contender when it comes to worse firm names than Creeps & Crawls.
Now there are many names for the American Civil War, but we're fans of how apparently many East Asian languages refer to it as the "Battle between North and South Side of the United States".
We Googled "do birds wear clothes" just to see if a goose wearing an old Confederate soldier's shirt checks out, and what we ended up finding is a complete and utter delight.
So Nick Kocher actually wrote a few issues of Rocket Raccoon and Groot for Marvel. Perhaps more importantly, as one half of BriTANick he is responsible for the incredible "Academy Award Winning Movie Trailer", which you can check out below:

If you check on eBay Confederate currency regularly sells for more than its original value, and collectors were on the lookout for it long before the turn of the century, so . . . yeah.

CORRECTIONS/CLARIFICATIONS

EPISODE 3 - "A Night of Fright is No Delight"Scooby-Doo, Where Are You!Season 1, Episode 16

EPISODE 3 - "A Night of Fright is No Delight"
Scooby-Doo, Where Are You!
Season 1, Episode 16