Scooby Dudes

Scooby Dudes - Episode 18: "Mystery 101" - Title Card by Jason Lum

"I don't want you to feel pressured to live up to my legacy so I've asked your professors not to treat you like The Chuggernaut's son."

I feel like a dance scene is about to happen. I want to see this guy bust a move.

In the first draft of this title card, the animators drew a startled doe staring down the headlights.

Velma: "Why are friends so fake?"

Puppet Fred: "Maybe you're the fake one, Velma."

It's Daphne hand puppets all the way down. 

Gas station attendant Mitchell is very suspicious of whatever's directly to his right. In this same scene, he is also suspicious of whatever's directly to his left. He's suspicious in both directions in quick succession. If you ask me, he's acting kind of suspicious himself.

Fred: "Well gang, it looks like we've got a mid-life crisis on our hands!"

The dean recounts the series of intricate and elegant art heists that have plagued the university.

HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAA

The Mystery Machine before it puts on its face in the morning.

Fred: "I've decided to follow the advice of the angel on my shoulder."

Scoob and Shagster explain what they mean by "We are afraid of dying."

To demonstrate their point, Shaggy and Scooby execute a crew of look-a-likes.

Some people are like a sodas bottle that have been shaken up. Best to leave them alone.

This would never happen in real life. All vending machines come with a release cord for if you get stuck inside.

Velma's shopping list used a complex, uncrackable cypher.

"I LOOOOOVE BOOOOOOOOOOOOOKS!"

Puppet Shaggy: "I have secret feelings for Velma but I'm too scared to own up and express them!"

Ghost of Elias Kingston: "I must warn you, I've been cursed so that every woman I speak to is eventually transformed into a fish."

Velma: "Even if curses did exist, our mutual attraction would prove strong enough to resist it."

Ghost of Elias Kingston: *anguished screaming*

Although the puppet presumably does not die, neither is it ever seen again.

"Now all of China knows you're here."

It only takes one second to go from America's Funniest Home Videos to snuff film.

Fred: "My first clue that it was Mitchell was that the ghost smelled . . . irresistible."

Although the ghost had been unmasked, the dean knew he would yet still be haunted by the friendless life that followed him wherever he went, however he acted, whatever he said. When he expressed this to the gang, Scooby-Doo said "I'm uncomfortable," and everyone backed away. I deserve this, thought the dean. And he did.

Evan wrote this and he stands by it.